I tend to think of myself as diplomatic when given the opportunity. I want us all to end up happy while I get the best deal. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn’t, but it NEVER works out when I try it with my brain.
I try to convince my brain that things don’t have to be this way. We can be friends like we used to be. No matter, my brain simply thinks everything is funny, gives me a bomb and waits for the explosion. I’m trying to be serious at church, drive by head bombing.
Trying to check the mail, bomb dropped from up above, crippling headache ensues. Bend over too fast to tie that shoe? Hit your head on a bomb!!
I want to trust my brain. He is so intelligent and creative, but wow, what a jerk!